Strains

Cannabis product review: Utopia Farms C. Banana Strain

Winner of many first-place awards, the Chiquita Banana strain is a serious contender for my favorite flower of all time.

Utopia Farms C. Banana strain. (Courtesy photo)

If you’re looking to heighten your pleasure and relieve pain, the C. Banana flower is here. A cross of OG Kush x Banana, this sativa-dominant flower consistently tests between 29-34% THC. It hits immediately with a smooth and balanced onset, and the effects are exceedingly pleasant. I entered a floaty, euphoric headspace while staying grounded in my body. The C. Banana strain is sort of a both/and in terms of a relaxing body high and an energizing and creative experience. It’s both social and chill at once, which make it a perfect and versatile strain for V-Day love.

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It’s also just a tasty crumble. It smells of rich, clean earth notes with fresh, fruity banana layered in – I couldn’t help but take a few deep whiffs after unscrewing the lid of the grower’s jar. The buds are sparkling with trichome crystals – so if you forgot to get your babe some jewelry, this flower might just do the trick. You won’t find any seeds or stems and the buds have solid, consistent density.

The Wrap: While it ain’t cheap, this top-shelf flower is the real deal and one of the best strains I’ve tried for embodiment and stress relief. It’s great if you’re looking to spark a pleasurable high for you or with your love(s)!

Potency: This flower is a sativa/indica hybrid (60-40) and is a 10 out of 10, potency-wise (is there an 11 out of 10 rating?)

Price: An eighth is between $60 – 75.

Effects: 10 out of 10 for euphoria & relaxation

Availability: Small-batch, hand-trimmed buds are lovingly produced, which means they’re sometimes hard to get, so check with your local dispensary or delivery service.


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